She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
