Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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