I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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