She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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