sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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