ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
