You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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