i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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