I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
