dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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