Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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