Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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