She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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