do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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