never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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