ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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