I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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