Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
pray to the hookup gods
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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