oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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