Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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I think your dad took our porno
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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