Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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