im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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