a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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