Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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