I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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