Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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