Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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