remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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