Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
