i think i have herpe
just one?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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