I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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