My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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