My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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