Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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