So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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