I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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