Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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