we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize
