Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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