i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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