Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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