You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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