i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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