I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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