k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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