Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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