Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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