that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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