so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it