A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.