Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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