Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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