My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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